Annette_15 is a fish

[EAST FIFE CASUAL]

FIrst this:

***** Hand History for Game 393488251 *****
$1000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 02, 12:07:40 ET 2008
Table Carbon 90 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: HeadAK ( $997.00 USD )
Seat 2: orpheee ( $1887.25 USD )
Seat 3: Annette 15 ( $2560.13 USD )
Seat 4: IzoFazolzo ( $1628.00 USD )
Seat 5: M Corleone ( $1000.00 USD )
Seat 6: hardkAre ( $1000.00 USD )
Annette 15 posts small blind [$5.00 USD].
IzoFazolzo posts big blind [$10.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to orpheee [ Th Kh ]
M Corleone folds
hardkAre folds
HeadAK folds
orpheee raises [$25.00 USD]
Annette 15 raises [$95.00 USD]
IzoFazolzo folds
orpheee calls [$75.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 2c, Jd ]
Annette 15 checks
orpheee bets [$105.00 USD]
Annette 15 calls [$105.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
Annette 15 checks
orpheee bets [$299.00 USD]
Annette 15 folds
orpheee wins $299.00 USD
orpheee shows [Th, Kh ]
orpheee wins $417.00 USD from main pot

Very next hand we get this:

***** Hand History for Game 393488888 *****
$1000.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, August 02, 12:09:17 ET 2008
Table Carbon 90 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: HeadAK ( $997.00 USD )
Seat 2: orpheee ( $2099.25 USD )
Seat 3: Annette 15 ( $2355.13 USD )
Seat 4: IzoFazolzo ( $1618.00 USD )
Seat 5: M Corleone ( $1000.00 USD )
Seat 6: hardkAre ( $1000.00 USD )
IzoFazolzo posts small blind [$5.00 USD].
M Corleone posts big blind [$10.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to orpheee [ Qs Qc ]
hardkAre folds
HeadAK folds
orpheee raises [$35.00 USD]
Annette 15 raises [$120.00 USD]
IzoFazolzo folds
M Corleone folds
orpheee raises [$340.00 USD]
Annette 15 raises [$2235.13 USD]
orpheee calls [$1724.25 USD]
Annette 15 wins $255.88 USD
orpheee shows [Qs, Qc ]
Annette 15 shows [6c, 3c ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, 4s, 8h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
orpheee wins $4210.50 USD from main pot

Obviously the whole time we gave her some banter in the chat. I call in reinforcements after it all gets a bit gay with salivating railbirds and Ballo saves the day:

balloo (observer) : annette would you ever consider dating a shortstacker?

GOLD IMO

[RJS]

I was sat next to her in a live (very) low stakes cash game on Tuesday.

She mentioned she's planning on playing a lot more cash and working on her game. Betfair's tables might be about to become a bit more profitable

[inavacuum]

That is truly awful. I realise she's a donkament player, but surely even a tournament player of her alledged calibre should have some understanding of HS cash games. Even I know 5bet bluff-shoving 63 is Not Good, unless she thinks she has very good reason to put you on a 4bet bluff.

I think I recall her saying on a podcast that she was looking to improve at PLO also.